Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Sniffles and Sneezes

I'm sick. It's no fun. I'm sad. I'm tired. I'm no good. I'm brief. Yo Kimmy Kim kim, what do you hate most about being sick?


The thing I hate most about being sick is my sudden inability to string together words in the same witty fashion I've become known for. I feel like if I'm sick, I let people down. I go from being the sorta funny guy to that guy who keeps interrupting all my sentences with his sniffles and sneezes. Usually when I hear a good joke opportunity, I quickly assess the best way to deliver it in a couple seconds, but when I'm sick...I find myself just thinking "Duhhhhhhhhhhh" over and over again. Error - Please Try Again. My spice and flavor has been stripped down by the elements, leaving behind an incredibly dull and uneventful vanilla. I feel like I just put my body in auto-pilot and halfheartedly go about my day. Who spiked the punch with Kryptonite?


JR

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